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Temmuz 31st
7:23 AM
123 not
i can always tell when i’m looking at a line segment that’s ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don’t think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME
i can always tell when i’m looking at a line segment that’s ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don’t think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME
i can always tell when i’m looking at a line segment that’s ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don’t think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME
i can always tell when i’m looking at a line segment that’s ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don’t think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME

i can always tell when i’m looking at a line segment that’s ACTUALLY a degenerate case of triangle, so don’t think you can slip these unreasonably-tall burgers past ME

#food that makes you ask your waiter sir have i offended you in some way     
Temmuz 29th
8:08 AM
220 not
YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID
YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID
YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID
YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID

YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID

#fine FINE i'll do one (1) thing.  ONCE.  for YOU.     
Temmuz 27th
7:58 AM
262 not
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode

tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode

#seeing the murders the cops all wanted to Arrest That Horse      #sherlock holmes in: foal play      #4500 dinosaur comics and it seems fitting that number 4500 is about sherlock holmes and Horse     
Temmuz 24th
8:19 AM
178 not
and once i do learn it, i won’t have to fix all my ME issues anymore! plus i’ll know how to work many a wood. so clearly everyone wins
and once i do learn it, i won’t have to fix all my ME issues anymore! plus i’ll know how to work many a wood. so clearly everyone wins
and once i do learn it, i won’t have to fix all my ME issues anymore! plus i’ll know how to work many a wood. so clearly everyone wins
and once i do learn it, i won’t have to fix all my ME issues anymore! plus i’ll know how to work many a wood. so clearly everyone wins

and once i do learn it, i won’t have to fix all my ME issues anymore!  plus i’ll know how to work many a wood.  so clearly everyone wins

#a bit of luck and a bit of guile isn't enough!  you need a LOT of luck and need a medium amount of guile!     
Temmuz 22nd
8:49 AM
188 not
the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out “HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE” and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS
the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out “HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE” and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS
the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out “HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE” and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS
the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out “HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE” and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS

the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out “HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE” and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS

#maybe we were all holding back on photos until we got our faces under control      #why are we saying mouth tentacles?  why do you need to clarify which of your many tentacles they are?     
Temmuz 20th
7:41 AM
217 not
follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)
follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)
follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)
follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)

follow me for more pick-up advice, i’m something of a pick-up artist myself (I have cross-stitched my pick-up advice into very appealing pieces, each is one-of-a-kind and available at the art shows i’m participating in this summer)

#once you've picked up someone sexy lift them eight times and repeat for three sets     
Temmuz 15th
8:32 AM
189 not
it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly
it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly
it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly
it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly

it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly

#i'd imagine it seems like MOST people hate growing hair given how often we shave it cut it or destroy it with actual lasers???     
Temmuz 13th
8:43 AM
263 not
i’d tell you to walk it off, but you don’t know how to walk, so - crawl it off! oh, no crawling yet either? uh… roll it off?
i’d tell you to walk it off, but you don’t know how to walk, so - crawl it off! oh, no crawling yet either? uh… roll it off?
i’d tell you to walk it off, but you don’t know how to walk, so - crawl it off! oh, no crawling yet either? uh… roll it off?
i’d tell you to walk it off, but you don’t know how to walk, so - crawl it off! oh, no crawling yet either? uh… roll it off?

i’d tell you to walk it off, but you don’t know how to walk, so - crawl it off!  oh, no crawling yet either?  uh… roll it off?

#oh sure i used to be a kid... when i was SIX     
Temmuz 10th
10:34 AM
174 not
yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby “thyme”, what of it? it pairs nicely with his brother “horse”
yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby “thyme”, what of it? it pairs nicely with his brother “horse”
yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby “thyme”, what of it? it pairs nicely with his brother “horse”
yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby “thyme”, what of it? it pairs nicely with his brother “horse”

yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby “thyme”, what of it?  it pairs nicely with his brother “horse”

#FINALLY a detective with significant AND game-breaking advantages     
Temmuz 8th
8:00 AM
202 not
and i don’t have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it’s not great
and i don’t have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it’s not great
and i don’t have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it’s not great
and i don’t have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it’s not great

and i don’t have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it’s not great

#the operation was a success but the operation was ALSO a huge mistake     
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