Make the logo bigger
Now when your satanic client tells you to make the logo bigger, you can always rock out.
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Make My Logo Bigger Cream
Just rub it on and watch it grow. Gauranteed to satisfy your client.
"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."
This is just wonderful. "Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free."