#1062; The Terrible Sea Lion

Comic Transcripts

Woman: I don’t mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don’t say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear.
Man: Now you’ve done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There’s no need to raise your voice. I’m right here. I’m just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You’re in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I’ve been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

#1062; The Terrible Sea Lion transcribed by in

Woman: I don’t mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don’t say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear.
Man: Now you’ve done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There’s no need to raise your voice. I’m right here. I’m just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You’re in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I’ve been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

#1062; The Terrible Sea Lion transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.